Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Right out of the gate!

 A Blog, you say? How cutting edge, how truly avant garde. Yep, nobody ever accused us here at Team Metropolis of being anything other than on the very leading edge of media and technology. At this rate, you can expect us to start talking about how those new fangled "v-brakes" and "threadless headsets" are truly revolutionizing the mountain bike world. And don't get me started on the magic of compact discs!

In case you can't tell, that's a pizza box.

What does that picture have to do with any of this? Nothing, of course. I just thought it was funny. And that is the real reason anyone reads blogs in the first place. Cheap laughs, and running the clock down at work. So yeah, we'll try and keep this amusing, but the real purpose is to separate you from your money, and expand the ever growing Metropolis Global Empire. So expect shop updates, but also hard hitting photo journalism essays on the latest Team Metropolis bicycling exploits. If I don't get totally bored with this in the next two days, I will post about our recent urban cyclocross adventure through North Portland. Here's a sample in the form of a photograph.
The Schwartz, gettin' awesome.
So, I'll talk at you all real soon, unless I get bored in which case just forget this ever happened, ok?


  1. Nutria jacket only $500 bucks!? Does it have any pizza stains?

  2. You'll have to call the number and find out...